"That's my bed. Melman needs to have a nap and he doesn't know how to sit or stand and Melman doesn't know how to sit or eat. Melman doesn't know how to walk. Melman doesn't know how to turn on the lamp. He has a belly button." (btw - Melman is the giraffe)
"Kitty! Oreo has kittens - little tiny kittens." (Unfortunately this may be true... Does she look pregnant to you??)
"I take a picture of the bathroom! I sit on the potty. Potty - that's germs!"
"Grandpa & Keziah"